The Reyes family comes from a small, dirt-poor village in Mexico. Seriously, there's nothing there but shacks and some chickens. My father Alberto was a baby when he immigrated to the US--and yeah, legally. My grandfather joined the military and became a mechanic. My dad followed in his footsteps and fought in the Dominion War. And believe me ( Read more... )

So the haunted house was full of creepy dolls, and then I couldn't get out.

Today's one of those days, isn't it? I kind of hope I run into somebody I know as long as it isn't, like, Dr. Polaris or something.

[ooc: Anything goes!]

[Voice]

...Aaaand now I'm completely covered in pumpkin guts. Still, Jaime: 27, killer attack pumpkins: 0.

[Thump! Bang! Splat!]

Make that 28. Was that a zombie? Please don't tell me that was a--nope. Mummies.

Being stuck in a dimensional nexus is no excuse for neglecting proper dental care.  Well, for those of you that actually have teeth, at least.  If it's been over six months since your last cleaning, I expect to see you in my office today. 

[Voice/accidental]

I don't care about your truce with nature--I don't like what these plants are doing to me.  Do you remember what happened with the Ents?  This is like that.  We have to fight them because they started it.  So make them stop.

Yes, because I say so.

I'm sorry I had to cancel my shift at the library this morning.

The Scarab apparently crawled out of my back and went into hibernation mode during the night. I grabbed it and and ran out of the room, a bit panicked, and it suddenly reactivated. Had been shut down since midnight, so I knew it was a curse, and checked the Network. Thought it might ( Read more... )

I just woke up.  I'm in a cage.  I seem to be stuck mid-transformation.

It's going to be one of those days, isn't it?

[ooc:  The sign says "See the Blue Freak!  An ordinary teenage boy turned into a monstrosity by an Evil Alien Space-Bug!  Please do not tap on the electric field."  Action for those who would like to visit.  He'll escape...eventually ( Read more... )

Hey, Kara, look what I found!


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